Welcome to SmartassGear

Explore our unapologetically bold collection of apparel and merchandise that speaks volumes. Stand out with style and let your clothes do the talking. From witty designs to statements that challenge the norm, we have something for everyone.

Bestsellers

Bend Over Bitch I Think I Know You Tee US$25.00
I'll Fuck Your Fat Friend Tee US$25.00
Satchel Full of Richards Tee - Bold Humour Statement US$25.00
Screws Me? Twat Did You Say? Tee US$25.00
Not Retarded But Retarded Adjacent US$25.00

“Absolutely love the shit talking and style! The quality is top-notch and every piece sparks conversation. Totally recommend!”

[DocK Green]

Dare to Wear Different

Our edgy designs challenge the status quo. Discover bold statements today!

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About us

At smartassgear.net, we believe in the power of self-expression. Our mission is to provide a platform for individuals who aren't afraid to challenge the status quo and stand out from the crowd. We offer a diverse range of politically incorrect apparel and merchandise that caters to those who love a good laugh or who have a rebellious spirit. Each piece in our collection is crafted with quality and care, ensuring you not only look good but feel great too. Our commitment to customer satisfaction means you can shop with confidence knowing you're getting the best from us. From the moment you visit our website to the day your order arrives at your doorstep, we strive to provide a seamless shopping experience. Our delivery services ensure your orders reach you wherever you are. Join us on this journey and let's make a statement together!